Elon Musck
HEY BRO,SEND ME $2 I'LL DOUBLE IT.
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about elon musck
The guy who is posting rocket videos on Twitter (X) is a fake. The real me, real elon musck, is working on the greatest financial revolution.
My business model is highly advanced: you give me $2, I give you $4. You give me $1000, I go on a date with your mom and kidnap her. This is not a crime, it's a "liquidity incentive." If you want to ransom her, you pay; if you don't want her back, you still pay.
This is 10,000 IQ business logic. Eventually, we will use Iranian Riyals to unify the global currency, because the bigger the numbers, the richer you look.
[ DOSSIER: THE TRUE ELON ]
NAME:
real elon musck
ALIAS:
Not Elon Musk
SPECIES:
Human
(Highly Sus)
Get $Elon Musck
Receive your payout in 10,000 Iranian Riyals
SUPPLY:
1,000,000,000
TAX:
0/0
RENOUNCED:
YES
ROADMAP
1
Send $2 to random strangers to demonstrate our charitable spirit.
2
Kidnap the entire market liquidity.
3
Iranian Riyal Standard: $Elon Musck flips the US Dollar.
4
Let everyone become billionaires.
